Late For Work
Basically, the story damn long but I've made it sound short. I was late for work, call a cab and vroom.
Me : Uncle, you accept NETS right?
Driver : Yes.
Me : Uncle, Esplanade please.
Driver : Huh?
Me : Esssss-ppla-nade.
Driver : Errr...what's that?
Me : Esplanade Theatres By The Bay!?
Driver : I dunno.
Me : (turn on Chinese accent) Alah, du-lian, du-lian! (translation : Durian, Durian!)
Driver : Oh, I know, I know! Say earlier lah!
Me : (look at him with that fucked up look through the rear mirror) ....