Late For Work

Basically, the story damn long but I've made it sound short. I was late for work, call a cab and vroom.

Me : Uncle, you accept NETS right?

Driver : Yes.

Me : Uncle, Esplanade please.

Driver : Huh?

Me : Esssss-ppla-nade.

Driver : Errr...what's that?

Me : Esplanade Theatres By The Bay!?

Driver : I dunno.

Me : (turn on Chinese accent) Alah, du-lian, du-lian! (translation : Durian, Durian!)

Driver : Oh, I know, I know! Say earlier lah!

Me : (look at him with that fucked up look through the rear mirror) ....

My fault?

Muack!