Lick My Eye-Candy
If CLEO Magazine can have their own version of 50 Most Eligible Bachelors, then can I have my very own Drop-Dead-Gorgeous-I'm-So-Gonna-Eat-Them-For-Supper-Woohoo!!! list?
If you think they are ugly, please consult your doctor at any nearest clinic immediately.
Just a reminder, they may or may not be gay because I have yet to test myself on them. Hahahaha!!! (Ok, ok lah bitches! 5 of them are straight. As straight as the lamp post outside your house. Go guess which one!!!!)
From top (left to right) : 10.Aiman 9.Edward 8.Herizal 7.Tom 6.Gameboy 5. Mitsu 4.Lewis 3.Shafiq 2.Errol Lim 1.Dakota
They are people whom I've met, a friend-of-a-friend, friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend aka acquaintance (Hi-bye friend lah), people whom I have no idea why they are on my friendster, my blog readers, BMT mates, schoolmate, former bedmate aka fuck buddy and/or whatsoever. AND, for fuck sake just to protect my ass, I may or may not have feelings attached to certain of them. I'm not greedy to have all of them , dope! Who you think I am? Anna Nicole Smith???
And by the way, no offence but all of them are short. I mean, eerrrrr.....shorter than me? XD
(like as if all my previous ex are any taller. Well, I've learnt to compromise that. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!)
And well, of course, there's a group of ladies whom I admire their beauty. Whom, at times, I feel like scratching their faces (take that as a compliment from a gay guy) and at times, if only I could go to Thailand, get that fucking operation done with and look like them freaking hot, fresh from the oven. Psssst!! But then again, in order to look like them, I must first be freaking rich like Paris.
No, I don't want to turn straight. Can I turn lesbian, like now?
Anyhoo, read my hero's blog : Jeyaratnam!!!! Hero lah you! I love lah you!!!
Go watch The Campaign To Confer The Public Service Star On JBJ!!!! Trust me, it's more worth it than watching some army gay boys yearning for cock-n-ass sex in Asian Boy Volume 3.