Fashion Nowadays Are So Weird

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I see, I shriek. When they say skinny ties are the in-thing nowadays, they really do mean skinny ties. And they are not refering to the ones your *dad/uncle/brother/in-law (delete where applicable) wears everyday to work, geddit!?

Muack!