Untitled #2300
The guys at MTLine are missing me to the damn, I think. Chandran, my former driver, was basically on duty yesterday. Bored to death, he called me. It was around 2300HR yah.
Chandran : (deep low husky voice) Eh hello, want suck?
Me : Who is this?
Chandran : Just answer, you want suck? I pay you.
Me : (background : "Chandran, tomorrow I on what detail!???) Fuck you kepala butoh mak kau peh puki, Chandran.
Chandran : LOL! Eh Yahn! How are you lah dey!?
Me : Feeling a bit under the weather lah.
Chandran : What you mean? Should be good because the night is still young, right?
Me : It means I'm not feeling that well.
Chandran : So now you work where?
Me : Timberland Raffles City. Why leh? Come see me lah once in awhile.
Chandran : I'll only see you after you go oversea.
Me : Go oversea for what?
Chandran : Be a girl lah!
Me : I'm not a girl. Not yet a woman.
Chandran : Be girl, good what!
Me : Good as in...?
Chandran : So I can fuck you without getting pregnant! LOL!!!!
Once a fucker, will always be.
Muack!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
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