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2008-05-30T11:50:00.002+08:00

Attack of Pac-Man

Pac-Man was both Mom and Dad's favourite game. I used to have a Super Nintendo (old school,huh?) and they always "conquer" them and would give me excuses like "you go study. You need to do your homework." Aaarrgh!

That time, they had many versions of Pac-Man : (let me recall some of them) Pac-Man, Pac-Man 2, Super Pac-Man and Ms Pac-Man (Mom's favourite). The photo above, was taken by a fellow colleague, Cheryl and am surprised that she managed to find one "antique" Pac-Man arcade machine (I dunno where she found it but very nolstagic lah!)

It's kinda sad that it's hard to find a soul who is actually a HUGE fan of PacMan today. Am not. :D

Muack!

2008-05-29T17:17:00.002+08:00

You're Fatter!

And so she asked,"Why don't men get backlash for their weight?"

Babe, for 24 years for my Life, I am skinny. You want to send me for rehab now!? "I say No, No.....No". But seriously, am confused here. Are they talking about high fashion male models here (they were their initial subject) or skinny men as general? Because you can't blame high fashion models to be skinny, blame it on the fashion designers. Like hello, who created skinny jeans and skinny ties? Fashion designers. They are the one who set the trend and thus increase the demand for skinny models (sorry, I just made myself sound oh-so bloody good!). I mean, Brad Pitt don't look fabuluos fashionable in skinny jeans, aight? Or for an instance, which Macho marys with muscular legs look good in skinny jeans? Arnold? Not even Moses Lim sia!

My point is, if you wanna stop anorexia, you gotta fashion. But can you?

And if you want to talk about skinny men in general, trust me, we men (am I part of it?) are full of egos like we are full of shit. No man wants to look thinly sissy sissy (with the exceptional of sassy sissy gaymen, like Runie, Bryanboy and me?) unless they are mentally abused by their fat mother, or worst, by their anorexic girlfriends.

Boyfriend : Honey, how do I look in these jeans?

Girlfriend : You're not skinny enough, darling.

Boyfriend : ...really?

Girlfriend : Just eat less like I do. Like they say, less is more.

Boyfriend : hmmm....

Girlfriend : Ashley Isham is skinny, don't you know that!!!?

Being thin is like man's ultimate phobia being seen as inferior. As for me, who cares. I tried so hard wanting to look like Leonardo Dicarpio but too bad, god wants me to look like Rihanna instead, and just want get fucked like a crazy woman (siao char bo!). To that lady on Daily Buzz, I wont apologise for me being skinny but sorry if I made you look FAT!

Muack!

2008-05-27T12:53:00.008+08:00

The "Fat-Free" Diva Is BACK!

Before I begin, I could still remember Jeff (my then Assistant Store Manager) dragged both Bernard & Ben (fellow colleagues)out of the shop when they once had differences to be settled. I admire that thing inside Jeff called "Professional" and I applaud both Bernard and Ben for having such moral courage to admit their faults and forgive the other party.

The story about Isaac and me has long over and now, I've just created another mess with my Senior Store Manager, Hanafi Arsal. Let's just put aside WHAT he is for now because this is personal, non-work related. So, WHO is this Hanafi Arsal : he's turning 36 this year and has a very good sense of humour. The sad part is, we've been in "oh-I-hate-you-you-hate-me" kinda situation. I shall not go into detail about that.

sms conversation

Me : can we meet and talk this weekend?

Hanafi : Wat 4?

Me : Just talk things out and settle.

Hanafi : Wats there to talk about? ... you know i hate u lyk u hate me to the mex ... ok ok you are the winner and i am the loser you happy?

Me : It's not about winner and loser. Since when it's a competition? I just want to talk.

I am THAT person. If someone's angry and I foresee "bad future friendship", I'll talk or let them talk their heart's content. Just like what I did to Fiza; I made her angry, I let her talk and I apologised. And I guess Hanafi took it wrongly : "talk" as in you-not-happy-is-it-i-punch-you-you-punch-me-now kinda talk when I meant "peaceful" talk. Since he doesn't wished to talk, I told myself just meet when he's ready and didn't come down to talk to him.

And yesterday, I was at the National Library to do my fashion research, as always, and coincidentally, Yani was working. So I called her up to meet for dinner (damn it, you can say it's 3-in-1 meal : breakfast, lunch and dinner and all I ate was Old Chang Kee). I met Yani at Raffles City's "smoking corner" and she lighted a fag (I don't smoke that often nowadays). And so she fag and fag, while I talked and talked, when suddenly I heard someone shouted

"Eh, BAPPOOOKK!!!"

you guess who???

My mother??? Nope.

Yani's boyfriend? No, no.

It was Hanafi (hope that Life would one day slapped him in the face.......because like me, he's gay too!). He was with Stephanie, having their "smoke break".

Hanafi : (shouting) I thought someone said wanted to talk over the weekend? Why never showed up? Scared is it? Come here talk ah!!!

Me : Fi, you were the one who said "there's nothing to talk about".

Hanafi : What? Cannot hear ah!? WAT!!!?

Me : YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID "THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT!!"

Hanafi : AGAIN!? CANNOT HEAR AH!!!

At first, I didn't go over to talk to him, not that I feared Hanafi but because I was with Yani and she was smoking. After that, I told Yani to wait for me at the entrance as I want to talk to Hanafi, first. And so, confidently, I walked up to Hanafi and Stephanie. I said (in Malay),

Me : Fi, what's wrong with you? Why must you shout and can't we talk like adults?

Hanafi : You not adults, you're an animal.

Me : Sorry, come again?

Hanafi : You are an animal; a dog!!

Me : Excuse me, yes I am an animal, a dog. But if I am a dog, then you must be a big fucking bastard!

I walked off. I walked off because I do not wished to continue talking like this and it will never end. He bitch me, and I know myself, I will bitch him back. No, I do not wished so.

halfway walking off, Hanafi stopped me by pulling my bagpack. I turned around only to see Hanafi running back to Stephanie.

Me : WHAT YOU WANT NOW!!!?

Hanafi : YOU COME BACK HERE!

Me : I AM NOT YOUR DOG AND I WILL NOT COME TO YOU! PLEASE LAH, HANAFI! LOOK AT THE WAY YOU TALK!!! YOU ARE 36 YEAR OLD AND STOP BEHAVING LIKE A KID! I'LL TALK TO YOUN WHEN YOU ARE READY.

I joined Yani at the entrance and off we go to Watson's to buy her beauty essentials. Oh yes, before I forget, they're having storewide up to 30% sale!!!!

So what say you?

Muack!

2008-05-26T22:32:00.000+08:00

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2008-04-02T14:05:00.002+08:00

Not How Much, How Bad Do You Really Want This?

Well, I was supposed to get 4 tickets but in the end I got 3. It's ok, at least I got there with 2 other friends. To those who I can't or didn't bring them along, am sorry. So many things to do in so little time.

I will always remember this date : 29 march 2008. That's the date to be; you either at home watching Channel 5 nothing new saturday Blockbuster movies or be in style at Singapore Fashion Festival!

Of course, not forgetting the VIP treatment : cocktail reception and one of the best seats in the house. Boohoo!

I had a fabulous time. Thank you, Ashley Isham. :D

Muack!

2008-03-28T12:01:00.004+08:00

It's Never A Little Too Late
Pls be aware of the new Garage Sale column at the sidebar.

The other day, Mustakim and I went down to great World City wanting to buy tickets to Ashley Isham fashion show but only to find out the $10 tickets show only was sold out. I was kinda furious with myself for failure to purchase the tickets earlier. Out of desperation, I was resorted to even buy the $60 not-so-worth-it-cocktail-reception-and-show-tickets but noone seems interested as it is expensive! Well, I'm willing to spend money on Ashley Isham cos' I've been a great follower of his and not every year you get to watch his show (and not everyday he's in Singapore). And then, this is what happened...

I got 4, yes FOUR....F.O.U.R tickets!! I've never felt my dream come true and this one did! I feel like I'm a step closer to my a thousand miles journey. WOW!

Muack!

2008-03-27T12:26:00.002+08:00

Mama Got A Secret!

...that I can't sweat alot and allergic to eggs. If I do, this is what will happen to me...

eczema. Oh, this was 3 days later after I first had it last week.

For the whole of last week, I had to wear a sweater eventhough the weather was such a bitch lately. I had rashes all over my left arm and basically had to apply this anti-flammatory cream which my doctor prescribed me.

And I am one hell stubborn bitch, I don't usually care what doctor says cos' this is my life. So I went for gym (the first in my entire 24 years), gulped down few eggs (my friend's idea) and had a restless night scratching my arm. In short, I'm allergic to gym and eggs. LOL!!!

Ok. Gtg now. Enjoy my masterpiece, lastly.

Nurul plucked my first white hair, which I didn't know it was there all along.
It's looooong.

Muack!

2008-03-24T16:31:00.002+08:00

What Breed Are You?

We were bored. So I came up with this just so to create a conversation....

Me : If you were born again but as a cat, what breed will you be and why?

Aisha : Persian? Because I'm fat and cute? You don't have to make me say it, right?

Me : Hmmm...ok.

Aisha : You?

Me : Me?

Aisha : Who else?

Me : PussyCat Dolls??? because my mama is Nicole Scherzinger? You don't have to make me say it, right??

And then, Aisha came up with her so-called original questionaire....

Aisha : If you were born again as a dog, what breed are you?

Me : Snoop Dogg? Cos I do a good Lil Bow Wow!

Aisha : Then what am I suppose to be? BahaMen? Who Let The Dogs Out eh?

Me : You know me so well.

LOL!!! Anyway, enjoy the next vid by one of my favourite singer, Leela James...

Muack!

2008-03-23T12:39:00.002+08:00

Luna

Back then in my secondary school days, Dad used to make hamburger with iced milo breakfast early morning, send me to school on his old Honda bike and $2 a day for pocket money wasn't enough for a 15 year old boy. I've reached puberty and like I need more food? I had no choice. Dad was a barber and his son had to learn things the hard way.

In Secondary 3, I chose Arts as one of my electives. Having only $2 per day, I had to skip recess in order to buy myself a set of Luna watercolour pencils @ $9 back then; that means I had to skip a week's recesses and walk home everyday (thankfully, home was about 20 minutes away).

After I bought my first set of Luna, I was overjoyed. I could finally do my Art homework and practice in class & at home everyday. But soon later I found out that I am the only person in class who was using Luna. The rest? Well, they were using Faber Castell's watercolour pencils and all thanks to my Art teacher, Mrs. Lim, who recommended them so. I couldn't afford to buy those; they were sold at $12 per set. So it's just me, my Luna and waiting everyday at Art class being laughed and teased by Fadil, the class' big bully.

Faber Castell's watercolour pencils was considered to be the "high-end of all watercolour pencils" and for me not having that, it's kinda disheartening. I questioned myself, how am I gonna do well in Art paper if I do not have the most "advanced" and latest tools in my bag? I only had my Luna. Out of desperation, I planned to skip another 2 week's of recesses just for the sake of having the best tool in my bag.....and probably trying to avoid being the laughing-stock of the class.

I tried skipping a week's recesses but coming to the 2nd week, I gave up. I made my mind to continue using Luna instead. I'll just put up with Fadil's nonsensical teasing.

Then one day, Mrs Lim went into shading topic and we had to do a potrait using just colour pencils to shade. Each person will haveto come up with a composition of objects and do your job. My fellow classmates tried to be very creative; they came up with ideas such as school bags, school shoes, belt, brooms, everything else they could lay their hands on in the classroom and I didn't have to think much. I had my Luna and drawing block as my potrait's composition. Patiently, I drew them and when I was done, almost everyone was impressed with my drawing.

You see, I agree that Faber Castell is the best watercolour pencils around and I still believe that it is today. But if you do not know how to use the most "advance" tools, sometimes it's best to stick to the conventional. I clinched "Top Art Student for Secondary 3 Express" in 1999 during my school's Speech & Prize Giving Day. I was given $200 gift voucher from Popular. I bought everything I need from gouche paint, brushes, palettes and art folder but it never came across my mind to buy another Faber Castell watercolour pencils. Till today, I am still using Luna because I have a sentimental value to it.

Muack!

2008-03-22T22:55:00.002+08:00

Dah Lah Pendek, Gemuk, Terbantut Pulak Tu!

I just don't understand straight guys, I simply don't. One moment, when they are all alone with me, they are with me. Meaning, they are my friends for a moment. Listen to my problems, hear me sing and crack jokes together. BUT, the very moment they are with their other friends, they will start to name-calling like "BAPOK!!!!", "Yahn, kau hot sial!", "Yahn puki kau bau sak" or "Yahn, juboh ada baik?". I am absolutely fine with the name-calling but why? I think, ego has taken control over them and that's the problem with straight guys.

Frankly speaking, why are they so scared of me? Why can't name-call me when I'm with them alone? So coward. I am the one who should be scared of them, not they scared of me. I'm not at all willing and ready to sacrifice my ass to them, you see.

I may be gay and all that jazz. Better gay than being fat & short in every sense (when I say in every sense, I mean every sense of it) LOL!!!

Muack!

2008-03-22T12:53:00.003+08:00

Ashley Isham Showcase, The Tent, 8pm

Yes damn it! I'm going to attend his fashion showcase here at The Tent @ Ngee Ann City!! And I'll promise to bring back home good photos and good memories!!! Yowza! Yooo! Whatever!

Muack!

2008-03-08T19:51:00.003+08:00

Happy Birthday To Me!!!

My evil-twin sister got eliminated from American Idol.

"I want people to be my faaaannn." Eeeew but you know I love you, Danny. I'll be Singapore version of Danny soon (if there's Singapore Idol 3 that is)Am gonna miss your "Ish" and "TMTH", Nyah.

ANYWAY, will be having belated birthday chalet, together with Nurul, at Psir Ris Costa Sands coming 11 March. Only the exclusive will be invited. Whatever!

It's Fashion, Beauty & Sex Time!!!!

Muack!

2008-03-02T13:05:00.004+08:00

"...Because She Made Me Forget About You"

That was a line taken from "The Leap Years". In my opinion, that was the first time Li Lin managed to captivate me thru her acting. She really did bring out her potrayal of Li Ann quite well and I could really connect with her : throughout her 4 scenes together with Jeremy (Anand), I was in tears mainly due to the fact that I could feel her emotions of having to wait 4 years to see that special someone, only to find out that horrible truth lies beneath it. Look out for a scene where Li Ann "fondles" (not sure if I've used the right word to describe it. How about "grope"?) Jeremy's defined chest. I had an instant hard-on just oogling at his chest.

Jeremy (Anand) with Li Ann (Li Lin)

ANYWAY....."It's better to be loved and lost than never loved at all." I was laughing in the cinema when Li Lin qouted this line. It reminded me of "soneone"; "someone" whom I wish I get to meet on my birthday. True, it's better to be loved than never. To be loved, it shows that you are special in someone's eyes and that people "come and go"... for a reason. Some even wished that these people who just "come and go" would never existed in their Life. But take a second and look back. Imagine them not in your Life, it would make a HUGE different. You wouldn't have that "I love you, you love me" moments, no "you're my sweet-caramel brownie" darlings or no more "smooching at the escalator", only to horrifies other patrons. I personally feel that one should appreciate another's presence, even for a short term...because Life without Love, is Life not worth loving.

On another note, I feel that the movie should be more detailed...there were alot of missing pieces like out of sudden Jeremy knew it was Li Ann who sent him the letter and if they could show the relationship between Li Ann and Dyllan, Jeremy's daughter, more intensity instead of just "oh really, Auntie Li Ann? Ok. That's it, I'm not close with you." The scene with both of them was rather too short too inconvincing. But all in all, it is a VERY moving, very sweet movie to watch. Worth your $10, worth crying over, and over, and over.....and over again.

To Catherine Lim, thanks for the fairytale. It somehow gives me hope.

Now, where is my copy of "The Leap Of Love" novel??

Muack!

2008-02-29T13:56:00.002+08:00

TODAY

Today am going out with Wan Cheng to watch The Leap Years.
Today am sleeping with a former poly classmate of mine, Clarence.
Today marks the end of Clarence's relationship with his girlfriend.

Note to The Girlfriend : Not that am prettier than you. Just that Clarence had enough of loose pussy. Girl, sometimes you can't really trust your gay friends with your boyfriend. Yes. All the best of luck in your love life cos' you really do need it.

Gosh, feels great being a Heartbreaker! Woooosh!

Muack!

2008-02-28T21:02:00.005+08:00

I'm Back Even Stronger!!!!

I know I can't sound any worst than Danny Noriega (remember gayboy Diva from the latest season of American Idol???) but I can't help it; I LOOOOOVE my newly rebonded hair *shakes head side-to-side*. The feeling is damn different lor. With straight hair, it feels so light that when wind blows, I feel like a CoverGirl doing some sort of hair commercials.

Before I continue, can I ask you guys something personal? Like very very very very very veeeeeeeerrrrrRRRRRRyyy personal thing. Do I talk to you guys like the gayguy in the video? Do I??? because if I do, I think I now know how you guys feel towards me. It's freaking scary!!!! I dont ever wanna talk like that, it's like Paula Abdul in Simon Cowell's body sak!!!!.............But do I talk like that? Please say no!!!!!! Or do I????

ANYWAY, You can't really do that with curly hair and I've never had the chance too mainly because I usually cut it short. So now, everytime I flip my hair, hope I'm not being an irritant. Just doing my thing, girl! Whahahahaa!

I resigned from Timberland, about a month ago. Reason being I want to move on and not stuck to only a certain situation. I want to be challenged and learn more new things but rumours has it that I quit the job because I couldn't click with certain people. It's true but that's not my main reason of quitting. It would be damn stupid of me to quit "just because" of that. I mean, everywhere else there will be people whom you can't really have the same level of frequency with them. Frankly speaking, I can click with everyone but hypocritical-backstabbing double-headed snakes and you know what, they're nothing in my life.

Few days after I resigned, my manager called me up to join as part-timer there as the outlet I was in (Vivocity) needed manpower. Without hesitation, I accepted his request.

Being a self-proclaimed part-time Diva is way better than being a full-time Bitch. I have little responsibilities and have much better life. I can come and go as I want (of course I need to help out if they need any) and Life has never been so carefree. Nowadays, I don't have to worry about "higher authority" keeping an eye on me or having people gossiping about me. Heck care seems to be my temporarily motto. Hmmm....

But I do miss some of the people there...like Zieyani, the one girl whom I admire most. She went thru Life's bitchiest moments where she had to support her family ALONE. Then there's Nurul, cute little bubbly girl who knows how to have fun. Can say lah she's someone happy go lucky. Roy, whose presence never fail to put a smile on my face. Also not forgetting Sean, my favourite Assistant Manager. He taught me that Life is short, so make it sweet. Short and sweet. Lame right? That's Sean and loving it. Muack!

Well, age is catching up on me but am not one bit worried. Yes, my birthday's coming!!!!! Turning 24 soon. Gosh! Life has been a real slut; I've got to admit but it has made me the person I am today; loud & proud.

2008-02-25T14:08:00.002+08:00

Danny Bunny

This season of American Idol has been by far my favourite. There's The Rock Nurse (Amanda Overmyers), My Aussie-hunk-unfortunately-for-me-he-got-an-ugly-wife (Michael Johns) and the Boy wonder, David Archuleta. Other than these 3 outstanding performers, i think the following people will make it to Top 12 : David Cook (my kinda Rockstar whom I dont mind sleeping with), Carly Smithson (Jaded performer who once had a recording deal), Rameile (Japanese Bukake Girl), David Hernandez (suspected gay boy), Jason Castro, Syesha Mercado, Asia'h Epperson, Alexandrea Lushington and I'm not sure about this GayBoy Diva, Danny Noriego.

Girl, I don't think your voice is way too much. Your eyebrow is. irritating sak eyebrow Nyah!

Muack!

2008-02-04T18:17:00.000+08:00

American Idol

I cant stop laughing when Paula stormed in and said,"it's about singing, it's about singing".

Some of my favourites:

David Cook

David Archuleta

Michael Johns

My gosh! I love soul music!!

Love!

2008-02-01T15:25:00.000+08:00

No Longer Crooked

I just rebonded my hair like a week ago. My Jean Yip's hairstylist, Vivian, told me that my hair is too short and may not look nice. I dont give a damn because I've been living with curls for the past 23 years and I want a new look.

After 4 hours warming the seat...

It's not the best looking hairstyle ever but happy to have bouncy straight hair.

2008-02-01T14:05:00.000+08:00

Viva La Vivo Diva

I know. It has been 600 years since I last blogged. Sorry lah girls, busy lah. Updates : I've been transfered to VivoCity outlet. Anything, call me. I've upgrade my status...from SRC Diva to Viva La Vivo Diva. Glamor sundal!!!! You go girl!

ANYWAY, I was at CityLink the other day. Was on off and friends are really such a bitch. They are either busy at work or "me at school. I call you later, can?" So this poor soul had no choice but go window shopping at CityLink, alone. You bitches should feel guilty. If you don't, I don't know what to say liao.

And guess what!? While I was busy buying windows, along came Chickenhead devil-in-disguise. strolling down the escalator talking with Mr "only god knows". AND I really had to post this pic of him I took.

"I'm Kind Of A Jerk" t-shirt. No doubt about that!

I tried to talk to him about my stolen vest (yes, I'm still red over that!) but The Devil continued talking on the phone, trying to avoid me. I may be dumb and blonde but I know you were just pretending to talk to someone on the phone! Nabeh Siao! Act smart but I smarter lor. How can you talk on the phone when your flip-phone is not flipped open!? Lanjiao beh! My grandmother know how to use flip-phone better sia!

Timberland Dinner & Dance : Movie Magic was the theme but I simply can't be bothered to dress to the occasion. Why should I dressed up when everyone knows I'm leaving the company soon? I went for the sake of going because if I don't, I'll have to open shop and continue sell shoes.

Let me introduce to you my 2 new Sisters (one of which is upcoming Diva!)

Roy and Yuyun.

Love!

2008-01-07T00:30:00.000+08:00

I Muack Facebook

I met your brother-in-law Dave through Facebook. And now, Anton. Just a friend ok! He's Russian and I gotta tell you this, Life is UNFAIR for you. Too bad. Life's been great for this Potato Queen. I love 2008 so far!

Laugh if you wanna. Russia is my childhood dream vacation. WAKAKAKAKAKAKAAA!!! You all mean brats!!!

Muack!

2008-01-04T22:13:00.000+08:00

Tiga

Your brother-in-law has left Singapore for JB. I really wish to upload all photos we took together but...well....some are rather disturbing. The most innocent nonsense pic we had was this :

Photo took at Far East Square at about 4am. Remember this entry I said we were at 3 places in one night? This is one of it, after doing it. The reason why Dave looked shagged.

3 things I learnt from Dave :

- I have quickly (though not perfect) picked up the English lad accent. Ask me more about this when we meet up next time and I'll tell you in great details. "Your government is a fucking pig. They should punish irresponsible car owners than to jail jaywalkers. Uuurggh!!" My jaw dropped upon hearing that.

- Condoms sold here only come in Asian sizes. Anything bigger than 6 inches, you gotta be creative. Dave was in massive pain when I tried my best to stretch the condom and I accidentally release it. Ouch!

- Listen to what Oprah Winfrey has got to say. Always believe in the best of you. No matter how BIG the obstacle is, clear your throat and suck it in. Just Do It!

Muack!

2008-01-04T00:12:00.000+08:00

I can't believe someone would be so freaking cheap to wear a stolen good on New Year's Eve. Even worst, that light blue top doesnt match AT ALL!!!!!

Muack!

2008-01-03T01:04:00.000+08:00

Your Brother-In-Law Is A Greedy Man, Real Greedy!

...but i'm loving him. He ate me 3 times on NYE; dark alley of Ann Siang, Far East Square toilet and then hotel fuck! I know I know it's irrelevent but to eat me 3 times on one night, really worth every single fucking euro pound of his trip here to Singapore. just trying to tell you I've been busy lately and that's the reason why for the lack of updates. I mean, c'mon girls, it's not easy to be Mrs. SPG you know it. Am I right Xiaxue!?

Muack!

2007-12-28T23:52:00.000+08:00

Not My Forte

Went jogging for the first & last time in 2007.....and also for the last 7 years. Man, I'll just stay put with sex. Exercise is not my forte. Sex is indeed tiring but exercise simply fucking tiring.

Apul said my above photo looked "selenge" (blur-fucked face). Really meh? Aku kalau jual gambar aku kat CoverGirl laku giler sak!!!!!

Muack!

2007-12-28T00:18:00.000+08:00

I Dont Share!

Bitch me only when you are sure what you're bitching. If you just "think" that you are, don't waste my time.

Muack!

2007-12-24T23:06:00.000+08:00

You Look Cute Cos' Your Momma Loves Doggy Style

Sean : Last time I had with this guy with huuuuge cock leh. The mother must have enjoyed his dad's.

Me : Genetic.

Sean : Of course. I'm so lucky.

Me : Then how to get a son who is cute looking?

Sean : As cute as my puppies?

Me : In whatever sense...

Sean : doggy style every Thursday night.

Muack!

2007-12-24T22:10:00.000+08:00

Idols

Ken Lim (one of Singapore Idol's judges) is a freaking genius. He delibrately wanted Hady Mirza to sing "Berserah" (originally sang by Taufik Batisah, first Singapore Idol) at Asian Idol. Are you aware that he's actually killing two birds with one stone? Thousands of netizens on Youtube asked,"who is the original singer of "Berserah"? It's Taufik Batisah."

Muack!

2007-12-24T14:31:00.000+08:00

How To Get Involved In A Conversation

It was late at night so got no bus. I took the cab and the cabby happened to be somone damn chatty.

Ahhh...ok.....yah.....hmmmm....oh......(ask out of point question)......oh really....(subtle laughter)......I see.....oh my god!!!!

Muack!

2007-12-24T14:10:00.000+08:00

I Am A Potato ~~Queen~~Princess

I was chatting on IRC and posted this message,

"looking for GWM (gay white man) for rough fuck tonite. 23 btm here"

I specifically was looking for white men to fuck my asian ass. Then these 2 asian gay fuckers got the guts to ask for my MSN.

My ass says : No Asian Entry Allowed.

Muack!

2007-12-24T12:47:00.000+08:00

Wonder #8 : Torn Mangina

"It doesn't matter what you wear or how you dress up. All matters is whether you feel comfortable with what you wear and you should feel confident with what you wear."

When you want to quote someone, please quote correctly.

"~~It doesn't matter what you wear or how you dress up. All matters is whether you feel comfortable with what you wear and you should feel confident with what you wear.~~ It's not what you wear. It's HOW you wear them : confidently"

That somebody never give credit to me. Cheebye. But nevermind. Next time I see you, I'll tear apart your man-cheebye into 5 pieces.

And somebody is starting to be gay & all that jazz carrying a tote bag. Hmmm....for the first time, I give that somebody 6 points. Minus 4 points for your fat legs. Stick to jeans, chickenhead devil-in-disguise.

BUT NOT SKINNY JEANS. There's a reason why they call it skinny. Moses Lim don't like sexy in them ya~.

Muack!

2007-12-19T23:20:00.000+08:00

This Is For "Anna"

Muack!

2007-12-18T22:34:00.001+08:00

Where's Wally?

Find me if you can.

Muack!

2007-12-13T23:48:00.000+08:00

Confession Of A Potato Queen [edited]

Before I begin, can I share an irrelevent info with you guys? Even if you don't like it, can I still post them on MY blog?

"When I come to SG for sure i will meet you : ) most of my mates i have in SG are former participants of where i used to work so they are like under 16, i like them but stilll certain things i can do and they dont know i am gay. I am staright acting for sure and present my self as straight.... I feel comfortable being gay but then I am not sure...........speak soon and see you in SG. New years still asking around but my participants are like totally clueless but they said your fireworks are incredible.maybe we hit the gay clubs together and at the stroke of 12, I have a long passionate kiss with you : ) then I go home with you : ) xxx" - Dave

Ladies & gentlemen, meet your future brother-in-law, Dave. And he's coming to Singapore on new year's eve to celebrate with me. So sweet kan!? Excuse me but I'm a Potato Queen convert (cos' fish n chips taste better than belachan and char siew pau....and errr, chappati combined).

Well, my mom will soon be getting herself a husband and a stepfather for me. Since I haven't bought her any wedding present, why not I give her a "son-in-law" in advance.

Mom, meet your future son-in-law. I'm sure you will love him. Mr & Mrs Hendy, Happily Ever After. *Yahn, stop daydreaming fuck!!!!*

Mrs Hendy soon to be.
Sorry, I can't stop bragging about my new last name. It simply sound oh-so cool! :P

I bought a new pair of vest from TopMan. And I can buy another thousands more of vests. And if you ask, I don't mind giving but don't steal. Get that Rizal?

Muack!

2007-12-12T12:36:00.000+08:00

Secrets From My Room...Ssssh!!!!

The 6 most sexiest things in my room : (top left to right) Anchor Beer boxing gloves, TopMan & Zegna's tribly hats, "Daytime Drama" novel, mini jukebox, spraycan & Magic Eightball.

Punch Me Here!
I got that boxing golves for free while I was with The Necessary Stage back then. It was part of the goodie bag for the gala premiere of Such Sweet Sorrow which starred Sheik Haikal, Annabel Francis, Mark Richmond, Beatrice Chia-Richmond and many others.

Put On Yourn Thinking Hats..
Zegna's hat was a gift and the TopMan's I bought it ages ago....wore it once and then this chickenhead devil in disguise took over...

enough said.

Roll Tape, ACTION!!!!

That's my 2nd and only gay novel I have. The first novel i bought entitled "Summer Love" was stolen by the above mentioned chickenhead devil in disguise.

Put another dime in the jukebox baby!

Nice minijukebox...my favourite! Another freebie I got from subscribing to TIMES Magazine.

Write On The Wall....
Am reconstructing my bedroom. Graffitti-ed bedroom. How cool!?

Who is the fairest of all?
My Magic Number Eight Ball!!!! Everytime I'm bored, I would ask my eight ball stupid questions and it replies back with stupid answers
like...

Me : Am I ugly?

EightBall : Yes. You should go for it!

I don't get it. Do you???

Muack!

2007-12-09T21:54:00.000+08:00

Gatsby To Be Blamed

That phone is nothing compared to my Nokia 7500 PRISM. I think he has just wasted $438. Nokia 7500 Prism was featured in Men's Folio Magazine as "design inspired by architectural structures and surfaces of Bank Of China building". I think his phone was inspired by Esplanade - Theatres By The Bay"????

Muack!

2007-12-04T00:51:00.000+08:00

Me, Janna, Astri & Izyan Watching Porn Over At My Place

That's what exactly will happen.

Muack!

2007-12-03T20:14:00.000+08:00

Sexy Back!

I did "Sexiest Friend" poll awhile ago and it came to the final two : Errol Lim and Dennis Visser. Can I have both since I'm good this year?

Mr Visser. Cute kan!!!? Very the boyboy. If i'm not wrong he's 28 this year. Got to know him thru Fridae and currently my MSN chat pal. He recently graduated with a degree in China and now back home in the US. And I must tell you Dennis is the most sweetest guy I ever chatted with. Serious!!!! There was once I chatted with him in camp while I was still under conscription then. He told me that he has a thing for guys in millitary uniform (naughty naughty boy!) and I grabbed my opportunity to be naughty back at him. I confessed that I have a thing for topless men (which gay men doesn't????). Dennis let me see him on webcam and TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT FOR ME!!!!!! So sweet kan!!!!?

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If you are an avid reader of this gayboy's blog, you might saw his printscreened bod on msn chat with me before. Anyway, he's attached now.

That's Errol Lim. No, not the one with that big nostril. The one eyebrow like Shawn Yue and nose like AishawaraIdontknowhowtospellhername Rai. Now, that's Errol Lim.

Well, we first met at The Necessary Stage's Theatre For Youth Emsemble and we being the only guys around (literally!), we click VERY well. Errol is as straight as the lamp post erected outside your house and he thought I am as straight as him too. Boy, this is interesting. Soon he found out that he's on his own when I asked if I could oil massaged his body.

Kidding lah!!!!!
I told him I'm gay and that he looks awesome but need to tone down his ego. His ego is as big as King Kong loh. Nothing kinky happened in the end (define short?), trust me. Anyway, he's attached now.

Just irrelevent info to share : Alfian Sa'at actually approached Errol to act in his gayboy's favourite play "Asian Boys Volume 2" and am glad that Errol rejected the offer. No offence against Alfian lah but I would rather Errol to focus on his studies instead.

Now I'm spoilt. What does being sexy really mean?

a) Sweet Romeo
b) Cocky Ken

Check my Facebook to find out.

Muack!

2007-11-30T19:49:00.000+08:00

5 Sexiest Things In My Bag

I can't really live without my bag. There will never be one time when I am without my bag. I go clubbing with my bag. Go toilet with my bag. Go shopping with my bag. Go cruising at Towel Club with my bag. Go work with my bag. Go eat lunch/dinner with my bag. Literally, I eat sleep with my bag.

So you ask, what is inside my bag?

My Latest Possession
NOKIA 7500 Prism
I do not need to emphasize on this, right? I mean you all know I recently got myself a NOKIA 7500 Prism. Or you still want me to brag about it AGAIN??? Well, I love to take photos, listen to music on the go, watch straight porn as a substitute as there are not many gay porn on my friends' phone (girl, this is sooooo wrong!) and the best thing, I can upload them onto Blogger everytime I visit a cybercafe (I do not have a computer at home and I took the above picture minutes before I blog because I feel my blog is sooo empty)

Note pad & pen
I love Arts. I love to sing. I love to do scripts. I love to draw. I usually get inspirations from everywhere. From eating char sew pau to eating "real meat", I draw inspirations from them. Furthermore, I'm someone absent-minded. So having a note pad comes in handy.

Make-up
Red Earth foundation stick, NIVEA lipbalm & compact mirror
I know, I know. This is not the sexiest thing to you but make-ups are Humans greatest invention; they make sexy things sexier.

The Essentials
GNC's vitamin C moisturiser, vitamin E softgel & Betacarotene pills.
If you are not in the know, vitamin C helps in the production of collagen, vitamin E heals scars and betacarotene good for the eyes (you wouldn't want to be sucking on someone else's in the dark, right!?).

The Necessity
KY gel
For the last minute urge in dark alleys, shopping mall toilets and parks. LOL!!!!

Muack!

2007-11-30T19:37:00.000+08:00

Hang Man

People whom I'd love and can't wait to hang out with :
-Janna Anugerah
-Mira
-Runie
-Ruzaini
-Astri
-Yanni Timberland Suntec
-Janna MPH
-Kelvin Aerosole
-Zurr

...and of course, there are people who really make me wanna hang myself :
-Fatmah, the never-ending show off that she's the top sales-person.
-Rin (this self-proclaimed passive top for once I do not know what the hell it suppose to mean. You mean you fuck me and moan????? If you moan, what am I suppose to do? GROAN like a bear!?)

Muack!

2007-11-29T22:51:00.000+08:00

Prism

I've changed my contact and got myself a new phone.

Nokia 7500 Prism

...But mine's in white. I'm not really those tech-whiz kids but that phone was featured in Men's Folio Nov/Dec issue.

And the best part you know what? This is my first camera phone (with flash somemore!!!) and Bluetooth enabled. Wakakakakaka!

All this while was using Nokia 3310. I know, I'm blonde.

Muack!

2007-11-29T22:07:00.000+08:00

Heroes Season 2 (with special appearance by Yahn)

I was born handicapped. In what way I'm handicapped, that's personal. But grandpa once told me,"to every disability, there's something special."

At the tender age of 5, my pre-school teacher asked me to draw a picture of my house....I gave her the blank look. Nevermind then. Afterward, she asked me to draw a picture of my family.....and I gave her the blank look, again. My pre-school teacher told my parents that they need to find ways on how I can better express my feelings.

Then one day, grandma bought me a drawing block and grandma asked me to express my feelings (because basically looking blank was my pasttime back then). And so I drew....

...and showed it to grandpa. He was shocked that I drew a mosque. It wasn't the most perfect picture of a mosque but for a boy my age to be drawing that was amazing.

Few days later, grandma bought me my first set of LUNA watercolor pencils. I was overjoyed to get them! It was like the most luxurious item a 5 year old boy could ever owned. Again, she asked me to express myself. And this time round, I drew the infamous Haw Par Villa's dragon, the one with the mouth wide open and you go into it on a sampan(?). The next day, grandpa brought me to Haw Par Villa.

The following are pictures I drew 7 years back. 7 years back while I was still a student in Broadrick Secondary School. I stopped drawing when I was forced to go Temasek Polytechnic to do Engineering.

a chameleon

floral motifs inspired by the creature of the night, The Owl

This is the 5 year old Yahn (in my pre-school uniform, PAP)

Today, I tried to draw the same 5 year old Yahn in that PAP uniform. Somehow, I couldn't.

Moral of the story : God is great.

Muack!

2007-11-24T11:05:00.000+08:00

10 Friends Said That I'm....

Facebook is probably the coolest thing created eversince Friendster. And am so addicted playing "Vampires & Slayers" (you can say I'm deprived of "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"). Another features of Facebook which I like is PetrolHead where you get to race with your friends' car, virtually that is (since it's against the law to speed the traffic here in Singapore). Then, there's Reputation. Thanks to those who rated me and for those who have yet to rate me, I simply do not have the answer as to why I keep you as a friend today.

10 friends have rated me. And I do not know who are those 10 friends of mine (Facebook doesn't tell me who they are!!!). So today, I'm gonna blog about my 10 friends' ratings.

Attractiveness
Well, I can't complain much. It's a gift from God. I think it's good enough (2 out of 3 stars). It's either you're born with it or fark it!

Coolness
I'm not cool. I'm Hot!

Happiness
I got 3 out of 3 stars. I think that's over-rated...or maybe my friends presumed that I am a happy-person. Seriously, I'm not happy. Are you happy when you're getting a step-father sooner than Christmas especially without you knowing him better and that now that you're just a sales-boy when you're born to be a fashionista? I'm just pretending to be happy upfront.....unfront, yes.

Influence
I SHOULD get 3 stars instead. Everytime I go IRC looking for sex, I'm confident to have someone waking up next to me the next morning happy. How influential is that!!!? LOL!!!

Intelligent
THIS, I didn't expect. I really thought I would get only a star for this. Me? Intelligent??? Thanks, I just made Tyra Banks look stupid.

Trustworthiness
As long I'm better than Rizal, I'm jolly good.

I'm off to kill vampires now. Swoosh!!!

Muack!

2007-11-04T23:21:00.000+08:00

Busy

I was at MAAD and bought the above shoe tag engraved with my pen name "Yahn" on it for my beloved Timberland boots. I love my boots and I tell you, I am the only fucker who takes the effort to clean and maintain my boots seh. Pardon the blurry image lah because I used Motorola phone to capture the image and EVERYONE knows how bad Motorola phone is.

Most of the things there I seriously tell you are over-priced. The shoe tag I bought at a ridiculous price of $5.30 EACH. To have just one shoe tag on for your pair of boots is abit cazy...so I bought 2. No choice what!!!!

Then about the above pic in Timberland Winter Collection 2007, no, we were not at Snow City. I don't play fake snow. If I really wanna play fake snow might as well I buy one huge refrigerator and make fake snow. Just feeling-feeling only what. I mean, when new products come in, don't you wanna be the first to try?

I shall now end this entry with a conversation I had with my Assistant Store Manager, Sean.

Me : Sean, wanna go Cosy Bay? There very nice leh.

Sean : I'm going Legend. So joining?

Me : Cosy Bay.

Sean : Legend.

Me : Cosy Bay.

Sean : Legend.

Me : Cosy Bay got nice sea view leh.

Sean : (disgusted) What!? Sea view? In front of my house got sea view. I everyday see sea sian liao.

Me : Your house there not sea....your house there got LONGKANG sia!!!!

Muack!

2007-11-01T19:09:00.000+08:00

Beyond Imaginary

This is Beyonce

This is beyond hope...

...and unfortunately for her, she's beyond help.

Muack!

2007-10-31T12:27:00.000+08:00

Cosy Bay/The Mother Bitch, The Slut and The Diva

...with Hanafi (my senior store manager) and Stephunk whom I rather call iBitch.

Oh, don't look at us. Check out MY timberland bag. LOL!!!

For the record, that's not my underarm hair and yes, I was wearing Renoma brief and not panty. I'm gay, not a woman. Got a problem with that!!!?

Miss Timberland Universe 1973 : "World Peace!"

Cosy Bay is probably one of the most romantic places I've been. The scenery is just so awesome and so serene. You can actually go up to the lighthouse and enjoy your meals. Try it! Next to Indoor Stadium.

Muack!

2007-10-29T19:57:00.000+08:00

Fierce Pose!

It was in fashion back then and even girls like to do it anal, I'm tellin you!

Muack!

2007-10-29T18:21:00.000+08:00

2006

When I first joined The Necessary Stage's Theatre For Youth Ensemble, I met this very cute, very bubbly just like The Power Puff Girls but that shy little girl. Her name is Siti, Siti Khalijah. Today, she's someone in the theatre scene. In 2006, 2 years after graduated from TNS, she was nominated for Life! Theatre Award's Best Actress for her role in How Did The Cat Get So Fat?

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The year 2005. Esnoraine Ismail (former classmate) made it to the cover of FHM Magazine as the winner of The Girl Next Door. To me, she gave a bad image to the term "New Malay".

2 years ago, Bob and I was involved in a fashion show at Marina Square : was hired as a dresser. Bob Yanto then introduced me to his girlfriend, Nargis.

Me : Wow! Can I dress you up later?

Nargis : I'm not a model. I'm as you...a dresser.

Me : WHAT!!? You better be a model or else I won't turn straight ever!

Nargis : I will.

Nothing new, I never did keep close to my promise. Nargis won the title of New Paper's Miss New Face in 2006. Today, she's with Upfront Model Agency.

...

Last year, I saw Avril Chan (former classmate too, unfortunately) on Project Superstar and I didn't really like her performance eventhough she got thru to the Top 3/4 or something like that??

Then I saw Janna in Anugerah, a friend Astri never failed to talk about everyday back then when I used to work at MPH.

Ladies & gentlemen, Jannah Shah....

(If you are Avril Chan/Hady Mirza/Victor Tang reading this, fast forward to 2:12 sec and let Jannah show you how to bloody boogie your throat!!! Can you beat that, bitch!?)

Now I must admit I got competition already. Aspiring Joss Stone (me of course lah!) meets aspiring Kelly Clarkson (who else??? Bryanboy??).
Muack!

2007-10-28T12:14:00.000+08:00

Next Year I Dress As Pocong!

I used to think that I was the ugliest in class. But now, come to think of it again, I realized that I am actually of the most "changed" person. Saw my primary school's hottest jock today and I think I'm hotter than him now. Serious!!!Anyway....

Play had Halloween event yesterday and only those dressed for the occasion will be given priority to enter first (VIP entrance lah). A friend of mine stood at the VIP Only entrance with no custume, no make-up, just plain casual and the door-bitch said...

Door-Bitch : Your queue is over there. Not here.

Friend : Don't I look scary enough to you????

The Door-Bitch let him in. No wonder she's a door-bitch!

2007-10-25T21:28:00.000+08:00

You = Me
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This is not the first time I step into Zara Marina Square but the first serious shopping there for me today. Yanni, a fellow colleague of mine, will be having a birthday bash at Velvet Underground this coming Saturday and I totally have no idea what to wear to fit the occasion. The last shopping session I had was like a month ago whereby I bought this top from River Island but the thing is, I don't wear a month old shirt. Usually what happen is, I will buy a shirt this month, when next payday comes I'll buy a new set and the old one collects dust in my wardrobe.

Anyway, talking about Zara : my first serious shopping there and it was HORRIBLE. Here's the details...

Everything was fabulous at first. Love the ambience, the staffs were smartly dressed in suits, admire the store's design concept and was oogling at this cutie-pie when later I realised that he's the staff there. Blah!

Anyway, straight to the point. There were several T-shirts and cardigans that caught my eyes but the ones on display were of M to XL sizes (I'm size S). Obviously, I needed help. I looked around but the staffs were busy serving customers. "Nevermind" I told myself and while waiting, I continued to browse. Then I started to lose patience (I waited for very long...can say I browsed the whole shop) and decided to approach the cutie-pie I mentioned earlier who happened to be on the phone (maybe checking stocks at other outlet?) and he said "Ok, sir. I'll attend to you in awhile." I'm absolutely cool with that. I'm a sale-person too and I know what it's like to be busy.

And so I waited....waited.....waited....and waited. Pissed, I threw the tops I was holding onto the floor and left the shop. No customers should be made to look like a fool...standing in the centre of the shop helplessly waiting to try a whole bunch of clothes in hand...and honestly speaking, I've shopped many brands before and never there was a time I felt like a "shopping fool". There were absolutely no sense of urgency here. I mean, you can check stock or continue your conversation later and serve customers first. It doesn't take long to go to the storeroom, take the sizes that I wanted to try on and then resume check stock.

Moral of the story : You may be wearing suits, smartly-dressed and look "high-class". But at the end of the day, you are nothing but just another sales-assistant like me.

Ouch!

Muack!

2007-10-25T13:19:00.000+08:00

If I Ain't Got You

I love her to core.

But I love her to core, too.

Robyn Troup "My Grammy Moments 2007" winner versus Malaysian Idol 1.

Muack!

2007-10-25T00:05:00.000+08:00

Money Is The Root Of All Evil

I presented Mustakim my other pair of shades. I have 6 pairs in total. I have far too many and do not know what to do with it. It suits Mustakim well, I guess? Heehee...

Just bought another pair of vest from River Island and I was thinking and concluded, I shall "donate" my old vest to Rizal (it's still with him, that thick-skinned pig!)

So Rizal, hope you are happy with the present. Cherish it and hopefully it comes across to your birdbrain that you are really hopeless. Why the sudden present, you asked? Because I sold your Sony Walkman and Nelly Furtado CD to Cash Converter and used the money to buy Friskies. My pet cat loves it alot!!!! Not that I'm being cheap here. Just that I do not know what to do with them when I have Zen Micro and Nelly is absolutely not on my list.

Muack!

2007-10-24T12:45:00.000+08:00

Puas Hati Di Golden Chance

Every Singaporean men from all walks of life in one way or another must have heard this phrase at least once in their lifetime : "Never teach your father how to fuck".

Right here and now on my blog let me tell you, don't teach this mama how to suck cock.

Don't tell me to attend Fashion Week (who are you!?) or to stack those bracelets up??? Oh my gawdy gawd!!! Darling, your fashion sense is like ~~not~~ so superb. Might as well I shop at Kedai Emas Ming Seng di Joo Chiat Complex level 2 di tepi tangga and wear a whole bunch of gold bracelets.

No wonder Ashley Isham is based in London. I think he scared to return to Singapore.

And oh yes, don't take my entry seriously. If you do, go to the third storey of Raffles Hotel where I can see you clearly, and then jump down. Thank you.

Muack!

2007-10-24T00:06:00.000+08:00

Excuse Me? May I Speak?

Can someone please update me on 377A thingy? Because I so wanted to bitch (just trying my luck at talking politics here? If Paris Hilton volunteered herself to help the African kids, why can't I?) but I don't want to go to jail. Isn't there a freedom of speech...or at least democracy here? Hello??

Mustakim has his OWN blog now. Check it out!

Last but not least, who is BryanBoy when there's "Who The Buck?"

Muack!

2007-10-16T17:00:00.000+08:00

Who The Fuck Is Rizal?

Previous entries has been deleted. If you missed it, too bad. Next time, apply for Phunktv Privilege card.

My latest fashion indulgences (welcome to the family!!!) :
Timberland Yellow Boots + Timberland Tote Bag = $698

Who needs sponsorship when I can afford my own stuffs? Unlike someone who goes around looking for minimal sponsorship and tells the whole world what big fuck sponsors he's being covered with. I only got one thing to say to him : fuck lah!!

I am still aiming for Hermes enamel bracelet. Once I lay my hands on them, then I can say "who the fuck is Xiaxue?" But for now, I better shut up and drive on. Lala lala laalala....

But then again, I am still undecided.

Will be back after a week hiatus k?

Muack!

2007-10-14T22:40:00.000+08:00

Over And Done With. I could Yawn And Go To Sleep Now.

Wan Cheng : Have you ever regretted not knowing someone better?

Me : (smile) yes.

The one in green "Newurbanmale" tanktop is Bryan (yes you finally get to see his pic. Not handsome, I told you. Look very "man" right?? Actually macho-mary lah. Padahal-padahal!) And the one beside him I dunno lah who's the bitch. Bloody bitch!

Nothing personal lah actually. Everytime I look at the photo, it made me smile. Bryan took a pic with an ugly bitch.

Muack!

2007-10-14T15:23:00.000+08:00

Catch Me If You Can

The other day I met Astri, Ruzaini, Izyan and Syukri. The whole world knows Astri loves to talk and she talks alot. Basically, the other day she talked damn lot...damn lot to the point I only could say two things : "ok" or "dunno"

There was one point where I said this,"Astri, shut up and drive."

"No, no. You cannot said that because that's Ruzaini's catch phrase. You should start looking for other catch phrase like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.....blah.....blah blah......blah.... (by now, my ears are shutting down.....) "

So now, I came up with several catch phrases of my own :

Avril Lavigne : "Complicated"

muka nak step maner punyer skaterboi entah. Situation complicated sak.

Britney Spears : "Gimme More, Gimme Gimme More!!!"

Hadi darling, I'm a slave for you!!! Hidup mati gua sama lu. Wahahahaha!!!!

Muack!

2007-10-13T12:27:00.001+08:00

The Little Crazy Facts About Life

Muack!

2007-10-13T12:02:00.000+08:00

Walking Alone

I swear to God that the above photo has got nothing to do with this entry. just that I found it at Ruzaini's blog. AND...I like the pose and damn it you got the right to SHADDUP!!!
(Disclaimer : cigarette in hand ain't cool but wearing Timberland shirt is)

I woke up this morning sobbing. Knowing that I'm all alone in the early morning of Raya. My bedroom was in a mess. The kitchen sink piled with dishes and the livingroom was unusually quiet (maybe that's because my pet cat was still asleep).

I bathed, had a quick breakfast at Delifrance ( the staffs were friendly enough to wish me Selamat Hari Raya and all I could do was to smile politely eventhough it means nothing to me anymore) and headed straight to Katong; the one place where I usually pour out my feelings on this blog. While on my way there, I sms-ed my friends :

Salam Lebaran. Ku mohon maaf jika tersilap kata, hisap terlebih, jilat terlebih cos' dumbs like me tend to do things terlebih. Too much of something is not good. Ha ha

Ruzaini : Hahak. Now you wannabe dirty? Anyway, thnks.

Shah : Ish...pagi-pagi raya dah paparazzi.

Others replied with "fowarded messages" which I find very not creative and very not sincere. I am without a family now and all I can depend on...is myself.

Selama Hari Raya kesemua.

Selamat Hari Raya to me....

Muack!

2007-10-12T14:47:00.000+08:00

Mila Rocks!

Yippeee! I just watched Resident Evil : Extinction on Youtube!!!

Muack!

2007-10-10T22:34:00.000+08:00

Setinggi-tinggi Melayu, Tak Ke Mana Sak!

I am MT Sergeant. What is a MT Sergeant? If you do not know what is this, it could only means 2 things :

1) You are a girl
2) You have yet to go for your National Service
3) (optional) National Service really wasted your time.

From Day 1 of my in-camp training till today, I worked my butts off. I was soo damn busy to the point that I couldn't even meet Mustakim for a smoke break eventhough we were just a block away. Thankfully, my drivers were there to crack me up.

Gunaidi : Kak Yanna, step busy seh. I miss you lah.

Me : (trying hard to concentrate)

Gunaidi : Kak Yanna!

Me : (still concentrating)

Gunaidi : Hugs?

Me : (where was I?)

Gunaidi : (hugs me) Kak Yanna!!!!

Me : Kak Yanna puki mak kao punyer laki sial!!!!

As you can see, the drivers love me. They really do. But like every other girls, I do have some fair share of periods. They say, hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn. Well, that's not my point. My point is, the title : "Setinggi-tinggi Melayu, tak akan ke mana sak!!" which means once you go black, you can never go back. Hahahahaha!!!

I prepared vehicles for outfield, I ran here & there (ladies, it's not easy being a man!) and I never go for my lunch breaks on most of the days. And today, I found out something. I wasn't the company's MT sergeant. Someone else was the real MT sergeant. And if someone else is the MT Sergeant, then who the hell I am?

And the best part? Tomorrow is the last day of my in-camp. So it's useless to ask who I really am in the company. Fuck whoever appointed that someone else to be the MT sergeant and not telling me earlier!

Muack!

2007-10-07T11:06:00.000+08:00

Jaclyn Victor (Malaysian Idol) Fell On Stage

Keep your composure!!! Keep your composure!!!!

Muack!

2007-10-06T20:14:00.000+08:00

God Hates It When You Talk Too Much....

2007-10-06T19:00:00.000+08:00

You Big Fuck, I Big Hole!!!

I AM NOT HUNGRY FOR POWER, NOR DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, NOR CRAZY FOR A PROMOTION OR WHATEVER FUCK FUCKING SHIT!!!! BUT ONE THING I CAN REALLY TELL YOU, I LOVE GOVERMENT MONEY AND CAN'T WAIT TO FUCK-OFF FROM MY IN-CAMP TRAINING.

Basically, I am the youngest and probably the freshest ( this is my first in-camp training) in my platoon but that doesn't mean you can push me around. Am the only malay sergeant (and the most powerful malay guy in the battalion) and sometimes, the men do not understand that I am just carrying out my officer's instructions. I AM JUST CARRYING OUT MY OFFICER'S INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!

So, what happened you asked? well, there were certain delays here and there, certain changes made here and there, and my drivers got pissed off. One of them, confronted me AT THE PARADE SQUARE. Yes, he confronted me at the parade square. He's 28, me 23. When he stood beside me, we looked like Sponge Bob Square Pants and Patrick Starfish. He began shouting and yelling at the top of his voice while yours truly stood there dumb-founded till to the point he said this...

"I would be better off being a captain than be a useless sergeant like you."

At that point, I knew it....that's it.

"yes you are better off being a captain but does the government see that in you? Look at you now. You are Malay. You are a driver. No matter how good you are, you are still nothing."

I don't give a fuck damn thing to people who has a fucking big ego.

Muack!

2007-10-04T22:40:00.000+08:00

I Think I'm Sick

I realised that I have not been eating for a week, though I drank lots of water. I wasn't feeling hungry nor got appetite seh. Even when I see food served on the table, I feel very numb.

Am I anorexic? But I'm not forcing myself not too eat. Or am I just too stress out?

Muack!

2007-10-02T21:26:00.000+08:00

Winona Meets Mustakim

This is what happened when I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored and fucking bored.

The sex sirens. Wahahahahaha!!!!!

The above photo was inspired by the following :

CLASS KAN SUNDEL!!!!!!!????

Anyway, I'm a Piscean. If were born again to be a seafood, I would be a mermaid lor.

Oh you're hot. Let me extinguish you. Pssssst!!!!

See that rib cage of mine!? Beat that, Bryanboy!!!

Initially, I wanted to write "Shut Up And Fuck My Mouth" but too long and time consuming to write just that. So, Fuck me!!!!

And now, the fiercest photo by far to date of myself...

Growl !!!!

Anyway, here's what Mustakim had to say about a particular someone's blog...

"...such a loser and the things he blogs are sooo mundane."

Muack!

2007-10-01T20:03:00.000+08:00

Intense-fierce look!

Out of the blues, I love my in-camp training!!!! I spend most of the time in bunk sleeping. After all the stress I had last night thinking that today will be the most stress-est day of my fucking life, it wasn't that bad at all. I met Mustakim, former camp-mate who confessed to me today he has been reading my blog secretly all this while. He shared with me his opinion about Rizal. Of course, nothing good about Rizal was said.

will update more soon once Mustakim upload my photos.

Muack!

2007-09-30T14:53:00.000+08:00

Untitled : Back To Be A Man (RESERVIST)

In life, you can only depend on yourself. Fuck friendship.

...

OK!!! Some friends are worth keeping. :D

But SOME friends are worth watching them jump down Singapore River drowned to death and you standing there by the riverside clapping. The reason I took Annual Leave is to spend time with my friends before I go reservist lor. Shuddap lah. I know I damn bloody drama-mama but I want to spend time with my friends, can?

But some of my damn bloody friends, I said SOME, not free for me. Why? Because they are either too busy with their boyfriends or "we can always see after Raya."

Fuck you!!

After Raya you can always see me everyday at Timberland.

Anyway, be entertained by the following clip. The botak guy very macho...very cute somemore.

Muack!

2007-09-29T16:10:00.000+08:00

Born A Bitch. Made To Slut, Not To Sing!!!

Before I begin, I would like to share with you a photo and you have all the reasons in the world to be jealous.

Me and Sahril

That's Sahril. He works at California Fitness as a Personal Trainer. About the pic above, I just woke up from bed and the rest of the story, you fill in the blank lah. Nothing wrong what. I was still single back then (Alaaaaa....zaman dulu-dulu bila aku suka menyundal dgn laki orang~). Sorry, I can't translate that in English. But I can only tell you that I look damn innocent in the pic. Wahahahahaha!!!!

Anyhoos, karaoke session is actually rather healthy for those who are not-so-musically-inclined like yours truly. Yes, I do love singing but I usually create my own lyrics. Hehe!

La dida dida,
apa yang ko kata,
bila ko sedang merajuk...

Lyric gone case nevermind, as long you get the rhythm (correct spelling???) and tune correct good enough. I don't listen to Malay music lah. In fact, I think Kumar listen to Malay music more than me seh.

Yesterday, was my 2nd time at a karaoke lounge. And also for the 2nd time, I was basically the lostboy in NeverneverLand. I don't know what song title, the lyrics, the singer, the tune, the whatever lah. I only know Siti Nurhaliza. I was lost, like totally.

But one music clip captured my attention. Enjoy! And oh yes, if you notice, I am beginning to fill my ImeemPlayer (it's at the sidebar, bitch!) with Malay songs. Semangat melayu sak, babe! Hidup mati melayu!!!!! Wakakakakakakaka!!!!

Shanty ft Marcelli - Hanya Memuji

Muack!

2007-09-28T11:53:00.000+08:00

Shut Up And Drive

Her skirt came off.

"I don't have to yell and scream that I am the best. If I am confident in myself, everyone will know." - Natasha from ANTM 9

And so here I am, I don't need to yell and scream or be part of some downright low-life blog competition to tell others that I am the best.

I've been conned. Rizal used to have the same blog competition last year. He made me the winner. Reason being that I was his best friend and furthermore, he did not have enough "sponsors" for the winning prize. Ended up promising me $50 Popular voucher. Till today, that $50 voucher tastes like 5 cent. I swallowed my saliva seh! I received none, actually.

Muack!

2007-09-24T23:06:00.000+08:00

Blah!

Watched The Campaign To Confer The Public Service Star On JBJ with ol-time buddy, Lee. And today, am not going to talk about the play nor the politics. 2 things I have to make things clear :

1. watching a play at any venue doesn't make you any "high class". You don't have to dress as if it's your mother & father's 45th anniversary.

2. after the show, I overheard a conversation....

lady : the actors were good.

lady2 : Certainly!

That's what is happening now in our local Arts scene. Actors do their very best on stage and recognised as "the actors" only. Unappreciated. They have names, just like you. Their names : Rodney Olivero (husband to my former director, Serena Ho) and Pam Oei.

Muack!

2007-09-12T23:14:00.000+08:00

5 Things To Do When You're Totally Bored At Work

I kinda love my assistant store manager. We came up with 5 things to do when you're bored at work.

- roll here and there on the floor.
- found a piece of paper on the floor? pick it up and suck it loud.
- dress up in your shop's new arrivals and catwalk around the shop.
- call other outlet and talk to their assistant store manager.
- talk to your assistant store manager to come up with 5 things to do when you're totally bored at work

Muack!

2007-09-11T14:20:00.000+08:00

This Hole Is Not For Baby Making, Fuck!

My next indulgence. Hermes enamel bracelet SGD455.00

Nice right? But they don't come in turqoise colour. If you buy me that, I'll treat you to McDonald's Happy Meal. LOL! If that means happiness to you lor.

Anyway....serious note, serious note.

I seek for a serious boyfriend, though I don't mind at all a bastard once in a while. But what did I do to get this 28 year old pervert I dated 2 days ago?

After a rough night out, he said...

Hadi : Tell you something....

Me : What seh....?

Hadi : I would love to be your boyfriend...

Me : ok seh....!!!

Hadi : ...but one thing...

Me : what seh...?

Hadi : I want to fuck you every night. Can?

Yes, his name is Hadi. He's 28 year old bisexual jerkass! If the guy in the photo below seems familiar to you (he can be your neighbour, your brother, your sister's boyfriend or even worse, your husband!!!) :

...please give a tight slap on his face as a regard from me which I totally forgot to do before I left his place. And oh yes, tell him, the night was good and could only be better if he were to groan more like a man(?) and just leave the moaning to me????

I still prefer Bryan. He's a better bisexual. Oops!

Last but not least, with regard to Rizal's post on Dave Teo, everyone at Mandai Camp are his friends. Literally everyone. WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!!

Muack!

2007-09-08T19:50:00.000+08:00

Winona Going For Reservist
Random rantings....

This is Winona.
She is my favourite actress.
And for the whole of next month, I won't be blogging.
Why?
Because I'm going for reservist.
And before I go for my in-camp training, I gonna cut my hair just like Winona.
Pixie hairstyle.
And also before I go for my in-camp training, (I wish!) I'm going down to MAAD to have my potrait done with Nargis.
I know, it's not end of the world but still, how many times a year you get to have a potrait done with a model? And I'm talking about Miss New Paper New Face 2006, Miss Singapore Tourism Queen and Model Of The World 2007 Singapore.

I wasn't posing for the pic.
I was crying for fuck sake and my clerk Tan took this pic for fun.
Why? Men in uniform cannot cry is it?

This is me while I was still serving the Nation.
And no is my answer to your eyebrow question.
I did not trimmed them.

Muack!

2007-09-06T23:22:00.000+08:00

Lick My Eye-Candy

If CLEO Magazine can have their own version of 50 Most Eligible Bachelors, then can I have my very own Drop-Dead-Gorgeous-I'm-So-Gonna-Eat-Them-For-Supper-Woohoo!!! list?

If you think they are ugly, please consult your doctor at any nearest clinic immediately.

Just a reminder, they may or may not be gay because I have yet to test myself on them. Hahahaha!!! (Ok, ok lah bitches! 5 of them are straight. As straight as the lamp post outside your house. Go guess which one!!!!)

From top (left to right) : 10.Aiman 9.Edward 8.Herizal 7.Tom 6.Gameboy 5. Mitsu 4.Lewis 3.Shafiq 2.Errol Lim 1.Dakota

They are people whom I've met, a friend-of-a-friend, friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend aka acquaintance (Hi-bye friend lah), people whom I have no idea why they are on my friendster, my blog readers, BMT mates, schoolmate, former bedmate aka fuck buddy and/or whatsoever. AND, for fuck sake just to protect my ass, I may or may not have feelings attached to certain of them. I'm not greedy to have all of them , dope! Who you think I am? Anna Nicole Smith???

And by the way, no offence but all of them are short. I mean, eerrrrr.....shorter than me? XD

(like as if all my previous ex are any taller. Well, I've learnt to compromise that. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!)

And well, of course, there's a group of ladies whom I admire their beauty. Whom, at times, I feel like scratching their faces (take that as a compliment from a gay guy) and at times, if only I could go to Thailand, get that fucking operation done with and look like them freaking hot, fresh from the oven. Psssst!! But then again, in order to look like them, I must first be freaking rich like Paris.

From top left : Rajalakshmi, Elyasyabas, Huipeng, Nargis & Janna.

No, I don't want to turn straight. Can I turn lesbian, like now?

Anyhoo, read my hero's blog : Jeyaratnam!!!! Hero lah you! I love lah you!!!

Jeyaratnam Hero Lah!

Go watch The Campaign To Confer The Public Service Star On JBJ!!!! Trust me, it's more worth it than watching some army gay boys yearning for cock-n-ass sex in Asian Boy Volume 3.

Muack!

2007-09-06T12:29:00.000+08:00

Live The Dream

She was the winner of Suria's Anugerah 2004 (I think).
She's a professional singer.
And this is her song, La Dida Dida.

A friend of a friend, Janna, singing (part) of the song for Suria's Anugerah 2007. 9th solo singer, wearing black tribly hat, white & black baby doll dress, very the bright-bright yellow belt and the one with the cute-cute smile.

She didn't make the cut to the Top 10. But anyway, I think she has a great voice.

2007-09-03T17:13:00.000+08:00

Recycle Your Thinking

Lately, Earth rains like there's no tomorrow, when it shouldn't.

She's dying.

Muck!

2007-09-03T00:19:00.000+08:00

Portfolio

I used to have this Canon Ixus 40 but sadly, it was stolen in camp. Here are a few of my favourites....

They're not that bad, but good. LOL!!!

2007-09-02T23:48:00.000+08:00

I Think It's Good

I seriously think that Mediacorp should come up with something more intellectual. Stop all this superficial contests like "Girl On Girl", "Girls Out Loud" or whatsoever cheesy titles. I think it's time for a really good reality show. Because I'm sure everyone wants to sit on the couch, with potato chips & beer and loosen their stiff necks rather than stiffen some loosen rods.

I have a proposal. This is not a competition reality show or infomentary fuck thing (and can the world stop reality game shows?). Just journal of 6 fresh fashion graduates on internship. Personal stylist, runway co-ordinator, fashion designer, fashion photographer or whatever they are attached to be; showing the ugly side of the creative industry.

Whatever. Roughly that's my idea.

Muack!

2007-09-01T23:58:00.000+08:00

Oops! I did it again!!!!

Hey you know what, I've just created a fashion poll column. Every now and then, I will post a poll on everything fashion. Bad fashion, good fashion, This Fashion, fashion victim, fashion police and of course none other than fashion faux pas (*look at Rizal*)

So be careful of what you post on the Internet, be it photos or videos, because you might never know it might land on my blog. And if your photos or videos are being featured here, just like one of good friends once said, take it positively. I mean, you wouldn't want others to be the next YOU. To avoid such unnecessary inconveniences, please dress appropriately. You wouldn't want to go to WOMAD looking like Tong Taik (ask your malay friends for the definition) right?

Anyway, let's talk about today's topic : Love scenes. And when I say love scenes, I'm talking about famous movies' love scenes like Leonardo Dicarpio fucking Kate Winslet in the car (oh, she deserves it!) and not pornography as like Lolita and Pavel Novotny.

We've all seens thousands & thousands of movies and we've seen many many love scenes. But I would really love to know, do they really do it? As in, the actors really penetrate/pummel/pump/ram (*delete where applicable) their poor little innocent female actresses? Or they just act it out as they are actors anyway...? If they just act it out, that's so boring. Imagine Jude Law ramming Jennifer Lopez (if there's such a love scene in the near future) while Marc Anthony at home watching them on DVD.

Marc : Jude is such a good actor. Don't you think so, honey Jenny?

Jennifer : Oh, you wouldn't believe this but trust me. He's very professional and he was soooo good at it.

Muack!

2007-09-01T11:49:00.000+08:00

I Muack Irwanshah!!!

I keep repeating the same scene over and over again. I miss bryan.

2007-08-31T23:57:00.000+08:00

Fashion Nowadays Are So Weird

WARNING!!! What you are about to see has been rated as NC16. Viewers under the age of 16 please seek parental consent.

I see, I shriek. When they say skinny ties are the in-thing nowadays, they really do mean skinny ties. And they are not refering to the ones your *dad/uncle/brother/in-law (delete where applicable) wears everyday to work, geddit!?

Muack!

2007-08-30T15:58:00.000+08:00

Test My Poll, Idiot!

2007-08-26T19:53:00.000+08:00

Crazy Addiction
Things I've bought out of depression

You know, when you are down and depressed, shopping helps to destress your mind? Pay day is coming and I'm so gonna shop this Thursday. Anyone free to join me, just buzz me. Anyway, I just bought this field cap like 2 days ago :

Actual price : SGD59.00

It's Timberland. Yah, I bought it at staff discount. I really really need a cap lah. Planning to keep my hair long. Not that I want to drag or become a girl by keeping my hair long, I just need styling. I mean, life after National Service and that I'm going for reservist next month? I ORD not long ago and I have already received a call-up. Whatever.

Remember I was talking about the tote bag I bought at Esprit?

Actual price : SGD 169.90

This is the exact same bag. I bring it to work, play and fun. My colleagues said it looks so gay. Like duh, it's woman's bag.

Esprit's Slim Fit Blue & Black Jeans
Actual price : SGD119.90

I already bought the blue one and gonna lay my hands on the black. I love Esprit jeans cos' they come in various cutting and I really do like their slim fit jeans. Well, I have skinny legs. Again, I bought it at staff discount. The good thing about working in retail line, you get to make friends with people working from other brands and brat for discounts. And Talking about Esprit, reminds me of my vest. Fuck you, Rizal!

May you are cursed to shop at This Fashion forever.

Muack!

2007-08-26T19:47:00.000+08:00

StarSailor - In The Crossfire

Muack!

2007-08-17T12:50:00.000+08:00

Fasion Victim : WANTED!!!

How cheap can you be!!?
You have just made my $120 Esprit vest looks so Giordano. Thanks. And please, get rid of the laptop bag. You have no idea it's burning my eyes!!!

I told you, white shirt matches with the black vest, fuck! I think the HourGlass poster in the background is more pleasing to the eye to look at.

Muack!

2007-08-15T18:20:00.000+08:00

Break It Down, Now!!!

Let's see how much you know about me. I mean, it's time I share a little something about me to you, right? We can be friends after this and have wild bunny sex with Jessica Alba. You like that, don't you straight bastardssss? For one thing for sure, I don't mind lesbian with her one night only.

Answers at the end of this entry. I bet Isaac will definitely get the 1st question wrong (he sure says pink is my favourite color) and can only get at most 2 correct.

Name my favourite color.
a) Pink
b) Turqoise
c) Bronze Rose

Name my most favourite shopping brand
a) SpringField
b) Esprit
c) River Island

My prize posession (however you spell it)
a) BelAmi perfume by Hermes
b) Zegna's tribly hat
c) Celine leather wallet

Motto in Life.
a) When my opponent hits me hard, I'll hit harder at them back.
b) Life is a long & winding road.
c) Never give up on the good times.

The best sex I ever had...
a) at a local bathhouse, OneSeven
b) changing room of Katong Swimming Complex
c) on the track of National Stadium

My favourite TV hunk.
a) Sean Connery.
b) James "Mr Naughty Goblin Junior" Franco
c) Jude Law. That one sexy bastard

The one animal that I feel best represent me.
a) The Steadfast Stallion
b) The Sharp Hawk
c) The Powerful Bear

Which of the following body part(s) I hated most?
a) The nose
b) The eye
c) none of the above

My current favourite accessory.
a) A pair of shades
b) tote bag
c) leather wristband

My all-time favourite singer.
a) Joss Stone
b) John Legend
c) Leela James

answer:

b, a, b, a, c, c, c, c, b, a

Score:

8 - 10 points
You should be my boyfriend. Enough said. Let's get married in Paris and have sex every night at the Eiffel Tower.

5 - 7 points
If we were EVER to sleep together, I would call it "as fun as Bryanboy, but forgetable as Xiaxue."

3 - 4 points
Rizal must be your bestfriend. Go ahead read his blog and be as boring.

0 - 2 points
Fortunately for you, they ban firearms in Singapore. If not, I would find you and shoot your ass first. Anyway, thanks for doing the quiz. You should die.

Muack!

2007-08-10T13:10:00.000+08:00

For The Love Of A Mom...

Late last night, I messaged some of my friends this : "If only you knew you are going to die tomorrow, what will you do??"

"Tell all the people that you love that you love them and you have no regret at all with them. But again, if you really love them, try your best to stay alive."

"I would say something to all my family and close friends. Like what I appreciate and love about them."

Many responded saying they would pray for the last time, do some good in their Life, spend time with boyfriend in the open field on a starry night, rob bank & give charity (robin hood??), go to sleep hoping they will never wake up again and one even wanted to shave their head bald.

But I received one very sweet (touchy) SMS that almost made me in tears. It was from Ah Yang. Ah Yang messaged me this :

"Just wanna hug my mom and spend the day with her...do things we never done before."

It's not just about saying how much you love someone.

Muack!

2007-08-10T11:30:00.000+08:00

Me, Myself and...Rizal???
My one last tribute to Rizal.

-Name one thing that you will always remember about Rizal.
My $120 Esprit vest; worn only once. He wore it to his friend's wedding reception, to St. James Powerstation and now, I think his pet hamster is consuming my vest for supper.

-The one thing that you have been dying to tell Rizal all this while.
Can I have my vest back?

-One thing you like about Rizal.
Frankly speaking, his contact lens. That's all, nothing more.

-Describe Rizal in 3 words.
Flirtatious, attention-seeker-and-oh-yes-infact-no-three-words-could-ever-describe-him rat!!!!

-Any last word to Rizal.
My hips don't lie and underneath my clothes, there's an answer. (Shakira-shakira!!!)

Muack!

2007-08-09T12:34:00.000+08:00

My Daemon Bryanna, The Hare!?

Kooky Plum's Daemon is a dog and Isaac's an ape (suits him...). Mine's the Hare!? As in The Rabbit?? As in Rabbit that hops around all day? Yes I know I'm a Leader, clever (really!!? What's that?), sociable, inquisitive and solitary but absolutely not a Hare! I thought I am The Bear? Or at least The Stallion!!?

I hate you, Bryanna! And that name, sounds familiar. Bryan???

Muack!

2007-08-07T22:16:00.000+08:00

Should I Give Up Now? Not!

Age 2, both paternal parents passed away.
Then at primary 4, maternal grandpa's turn.
At 15, Dad diagnosed with lung cancer.
7 years later, maternal grandma rest peacefully.

"Nanti dah besar, jangan lupa nenek tau. Nenek sayang cucu nenek."

2 months ago, Mom left the house with a note...
"Take good care of the house."

I am on anti-depressant pills for 2 weeks now.
Bullimic for 5th days.
I miss Bryan.

But everyday, I told myself,"I've been thru hard Life. Why am I giving up?"

Muack!

2007-08-07T21:31:00.000+08:00

Not The Tuitor, Not The Money But....

I would love to talk about politics and for once sound intelligent. But I beg to skip that as for today. National Day is coming leh, give face a bit lah!!

I Love You, Singapore!!!!
I love the Merlion.
I love The Esplanade.
I love Ashley Isham.
I love Vanessa Mae.
I love Annabel Chong!?

On a serious note, I don't and never believed in giving tuition or send my children for tuition (if I have any in the near future lah. Can I be pregnant and yet be skinny sexy??). It just prove to show that you can't spare some time for your little tots' education. How bad parents you are!!!

My parents sent both my younger bro and me for tuition when we were 7 and 9 years old respectively. The tuitor? My Uni grad neighbour. I can still remember telling my little bro this :"mak dan bapak tak ada masa untuk kita, dik" (translation : Both of our parents have no time for us, bro") Dad paid my Uni grad tuitor $100 per subject (Math and English) and soon Dad found out things are not working. It's not about sending your kids for extra lessons. And it's not about the Uni grad tuitor. It's not about spending money to send you for extra lessons. It's about spending time with the kids : knowing your children's strengths and weaknesses in their studies.

I love you, Dad!
I love you, Mom!

No matter what you did to me, you will always be in my heart. Cos' you are my flesh and blood...just like Singapore.

Muack!

2007-08-06T20:00:00.000+08:00

Confessions Of Annabel Chong : The Porn Queen

Is this supposed to be a piece of porn or a joke? Not sure what it is cos' I found it on XTube.com but one thing for sure, that guy laughed like duck.

And yes, I have a confession to make. I surfed porn and a member of XTube.com. So what!? Ask your mother if she surfed porn secretly before in the office. Well, some would like to keep it as a secret but I'm bad at keeping my own secrets. It's a job for which I can't be bothered keeping. Come'on, give me a break (like a real one). Don't tell me you're a nun reading my blog. Even if you're not, stop telling me you have never surfed porn. If you still insist that you are a porn virgin, aren't you worried of dying a virgin? Rest In Peace The Porn Virgin??

If you are a porn virgin and would love to deflower, you have come to the right place - thank me later, muack!

3 Not-So-Difficult Steps To Surf Porn

Step #01 - type http://www.xtube.com/ in the address field.
Step #02 - Read the Terms & Conditions Agreement, for which everyone skips.
Step #03 - Choose your sexuality (Straight, Gay or Both) and enjoy shaking.

But pls be kind to your tool. Use lubricant sparingly for smooth and effective shakings.

This message is brought to you by Durex.

I Love Jeff Palmer

This is kinda disgusting but he looks great being screwed by a Black American. In an artistic way of thinking (I like that!), the porn you're about to watch is kinda "political".

Muack!

2007-08-06T14:11:00.000+08:00

Skinny On Skinny

3rd day back to being bullimic. all it takes was my two fingers up my throat. Well, I was given 3 choices : my fingers, a spoon or a 8 inch dildo.

I am not trying to choke myself to death, you know???

I just wanna have that "cengkong" face and not the scarecrow body. Sorry, I dunno how to translate it in English. If you think your English damn good, then translate for me, will you? Also translate "bullimic" to Bahasa Malaysia for me, can? "kerbau-limit"?

Muack!