Monday, August 6, 2007

Confessions Of Annabel Chong : The Porn Queen

Is this supposed to be a piece of porn or a joke? Not sure what it is cos' I found it on XTube.com but one thing for sure, that guy laughed like duck.



And yes, I have a confession to make. I surfed porn and a member of XTube.com. So what!? Ask your mother if she surfed porn secretly before in the office. Well, some would like to keep it as a secret but I'm bad at keeping my own secrets. It's a job for which I can't be bothered keeping. Come'on, give me a break (like a real one). Don't tell me you're a nun reading my blog. Even if you're not, stop telling me you have never surfed porn. If you still insist that you are a porn virgin, aren't you worried of dying a virgin? Rest In Peace The Porn Virgin??

If you are a porn virgin and would love to deflower, you have come to the right place - thank me later, muack!

3 Not-So-Difficult Steps To Surf Porn

Step #01 - type http://www.xtube.com/ in the address field.
Step #02 - Read the Terms & Conditions Agreement, for which everyone skips.
Step #03 - Choose your sexuality (Straight, Gay or Both) and enjoy shaking.

But pls be kind to your tool. Use lubricant sparingly for smooth and effective shakings.


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I Love Jeff Palmer

This is kinda disgusting but he looks great being screwed by a Black American. In an artistic way of thinking (I like that!), the porn you're about to watch is kinda "political".

Muack!

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